A Few Average Gift Ideas

This year’s gifts are gonna take some doing. And I know just the man to do it…

If you’re like me, you’re trying to be more mindful this year when it comes to gift giving.

Maybe you don’t want to support Amazon make yet another couple billion dollars off the mad drive to buy overpriced garbage.

Maybe you want to buy something that makes less environmental impact than years prior.

Maybe you want to give a unique gift that not only will be special for the recipient, but will also support local art and charities in your community.

If you answered yes to any of those statements, have I got some ideas for you!

This year Friendless is offering two different gift options for listeners and readers alike!

Gift 1:

BU TT HE AD

A repackaging of the two ebooks published this year (You’re Embarrassing Yourself & An Actor Despairs) along with a bonus chapbook of poetry all in one convenient digital package! Now’s the perfect time to get all the newest poetry by yours truly all at one low price of $10!

That’s like getting three books for the price of one!

And that’s not all!

Half of all proceeds will be donated at the end of the month to the Saskatoon Food Bank.

So you’re not only supporting a local artist, but you’re also helping a fantastic cause! Wow, what a package!

Option 2:

An Average Advent Calendar

If that’s not enough for you, or if you like your poetry a little more in your email, why not try the first annual Average Advent Calendar?

Once a day, starting December 1st and running all the way to Christmas morning, you will get a brand new themed piece of writing from me straight to your inbox!

There will be poetry, there will be microfiction, there will be long buried memories no longer able to be repressed and flung haphazardly at your screens!

All this and even more surprises!

And you can get it for just $25! (That’s only a dollar a day!)

A dollar a day for the newest writing on earth by your favourite Butthead Poet? What a deal!

Let me know if you have any questions and I’ll be happy to help! Email me at friendlesspod@gmail.com

Fun and Safety y’all!


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